See no Jew, hear no shbberage.
Well my friends, this gentleman (pretty funny through email…only once headshot, but not terrible looking and very nice) told me that he was a video game designer and also made extra money working at potbelly part time. Not one to judge based on career, we met for drinks. As I approached him, I realized a few things: he was shorter than me, he had possibly the largest hips and ass known to man although the upper body was totally normal sized ((badonk…wait for it….a donk), he was wearing elastic waistband pants, annnnnd he had a ponytail down to his ass. Because I am not one to judge based on looks, we went to dinner. He proceeded to inform me that he grew up without electricity in shenandoah, where he pet a cougar at the age of 4. He informed me that he lived with his dad and his sister (still not judging) but couldn’t move out because he was only working part time while developing his video game. His multi player, online video game that was essentially exactly like world of warcraft. Only, he wasn’t so much developing the game as in the research stages, which involved playing 30-40 hours of world of warcraft a week (hence he could not pick up more shifts at potbelly). I asked him if he had facebook, but he replied he only really had two friends (his ex-girlfriend and his best friend, who are now a couple) so it really wasn’t worth it. At the end of the date he told me that he hoped I wouldn’t be weirded out that I he wasn’t paying for dinner with his own money. I asked if he had killed someone and taken their money, and he responded that no, it’s just that since he was broke his best friend and ex-gf sent him the money via paypal because they knew he really needed a date.